Do Not Disturb.

I am:
Inebriated.
Fornicating.
Depressed (this may be a due to a lack of the fore mentioned circumstances).
Sick (this too may be attributed to one or both of the above).
Dead (yet again see the above).
Pregnant (this is a combination of the two).
Sleeping (meaning I have just been involved in one of the previously stated activities).
Drawing (in this circumstance I would have either a lack of fornication or just been relieved of the affects of a mind altering substance, maybe both).
Writing (because I am passing time until one of these things occurs).



The End