Sunday, December 13, 2009

The First Image

I have decided I will begin posting photos which I have taken spontaneously.
Although this may pollute the mind of the reader with influence I can however hope that it will instead enhance the experience.
I will eventually get around to changing the layout of this blog to something more appropriate, I do enjoy the irony of the current style but I am no longer comfortable with it.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Do Not Disturb.

I am:
Inebriated.
Fornicating.
Depressed (this may be a due to a lack of the fore mentioned circumstances).
Sick (this too may be attributed to one or both of the above).
Dead (yet again see the above).
Pregnant (this is a combination of the two).
Sleeping (meaning I have just been involved in one of the previously stated activities).
Drawing (in this circumstance I would have either a lack of fornication or just been relieved of the affects of a mind altering substance, maybe both).
Writing (because I am passing time until one of these things occurs).



The End