Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Debauchery Today!

Today whilst wondering the desolate tundra I stumbled as one inevitably must upon a food court.
A seemingly innocent place, at first glance that is.

I queued amongst the drooling apes awaiting their lard chunks and sugar juice.
It was in said queue that i made my first mistake.
I spent a brief moment observing the patrons of the "esteemed" food court.

I saw vile chunks of meaty waste cramming unrecognisable slabs of sustenance into their gullets.
Spewing what could only be described as language at one another in a spray of masticated fodder.

Children swam in oozing masses which were once their midday meal frolicking in the grease which would one day choke their fragile arteries.

Knowing all this and unable to deal with the awful truth before me I ordered a burger from the low fat menu.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The World As We Know It

Went out last night
I saw creatures which resemble humans
They were dancing and salivating

Made me sick

Harpies dripping sex fluid and screaming for prey
The floor was wet with the filth of a hundred sex crazed fiends

Breasts constantly emerging from ill fitted tops
Hard cocks rubbing against pulsating thighs

The worst thing was knowing I would be amongst them again in the not to distant future.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Goodbye Social Interaction

Today i used an automated checkout at the supermarket for the first time.
I lost a little more humanity.

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This post has been removed due to it's irritating nature.
We will all be better for it.

NG.