Today whilst wondering the desolate tundra I stumbled as one inevitably must upon a food court.
A seemingly innocent place, at first glance that is.
I queued amongst the drooling apes awaiting their lard chunks and sugar juice.
It was in said queue that i made my first mistake.
I spent a brief moment observing the patrons of the "esteemed" food court.
I saw vile chunks of meaty waste cramming unrecognisable slabs of sustenance into their gullets.
Spewing what could only be described as language at one another in a spray of masticated fodder.
Children swam in oozing masses which were once their midday meal frolicking in the grease which would one day choke their fragile arteries.
Knowing all this and unable to deal with the awful truth before me I ordered a burger from the low fat menu.
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